The River – humor for women

A friend from Cleveland sent this to me via e-mail.  Since I’m hard pressed for time and high speed internet, I’m posting these ‘forwards’  to keep my blog from becoming stale.  Hope you have a good laugh.  And if by chance you are a guy reading this, well, it’s all in fun, eh?

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: ‘God, please give me the strength to cross the river.’ Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed: ‘God, please give me strength and the  tools to cross the river’.  Poof! … God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: ‘God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river’. Poof! … He was turned in to a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

If you’re not laughing very hard, you must be of the male gender.  That’s okay since my friend left this message for married men tagged to the bottom of her e-mail:

If at first you don’t succeed, do it the way your wife told you!’

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